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Slithering Straight Into Self-Parody: Anaconda 2025
This is not a remake but a piss take and its great..... For a film named after a prehistoric tube of muscle that hugs boats for fun, Anaconda (2025) is surprisingly self-aware. This isn’t “the serious new prestige reboot that validates a brand”. It’s the opposite: a knowingly daft, action-comedy that treats the very idea of remaking Anaconda as the punchline and then keeps finding new ways to twist that knife until it’s basically a party trick. The setup is gloriously, approp

Ben Sorensen
Dec 24, 20253 min read


Thailand on Bourke
Commit to the experience without expectation - it’s wonderful and freeing.

Ben Sorensen
Dec 19, 20252 min read


The History of Sound, The Art of Listening
The History of Sound is being sold as a World War I drama, but honestly, the war is mostly the studio’s way of tricking straight men into buying tickets to a queer folk-music romance. The trenches are off-screen; what we get instead is something much more interesting: a film about how we record each other – on wax, on paper, in memory – and how those recordings lie, distort and occasionally save us.

Ben Sorensen
Dec 2, 20254 min read


Pazzo Panini Moonee Ponds
Deceptively simple panini deli sandwiches.
Focaccia is the hero. Fresh shaved meats. Balanced flavours. Well made and not over complicated..

Ben Sorensen
Dec 2, 20251 min read
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